with your own penis?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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