normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
