He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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