i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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