if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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