i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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