I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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