The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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