Your mouth is God's brothel.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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