In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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