You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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