whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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