Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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