I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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