Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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