I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
only you would photoshop your dick
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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