There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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