I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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