He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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