Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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