he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Your cock deserves a montage
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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