Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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