shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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