Fuck appropriateness.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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