it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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