: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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