Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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