puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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