Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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