is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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