you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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