Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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