so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
