so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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