you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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