This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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