Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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