Barsexuality is the new black.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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