she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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