awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Say something about gay babies.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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