Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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