getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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