operation have a gay friend backfired
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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