I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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