YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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