in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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