Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
false alarm, still single
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