Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
