he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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