i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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