I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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