it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I pour the whiskey from now on
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
