but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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